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Needless to say, hilarity ensued.</p><p>With dad gems such as “Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long? Because then it’d be a foot” Finnegan was certainly embracing the holiday. He also approached Riley Adams and informed him, “I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.”</p><p>His deadpan — or, make that <i>dad</i>pan — delivery (sorry, these things are contagious) lured in teammates like dad-to-be Alex Call, who he asked “What happens to frogs that are parked illegally?” After Hall’s miffed reaction, Finnegan hits him with the payoff, “They get towed.”</p><p>Finnegan then finished strong with “You know, I don’t really trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”</p><p>For the finale, he tossed out “What kind of car does an egg drive?” and then was shocked when his teammate offered up “A yolks-wagon” and was indeed correct, stealing the punchline from the host.</p><p>It’s no surprise Kyle Finnegan was happy to dole out the dad jokes for Father’s Day. Besides being a late-inning reliever for the Nationals, he’s the proud soccer carpool dad to his three kids.</p><figure class="op-tracker"></figure></article>    </body></html>

Washington Nationals’ Kyle Finnegan tosses out viral dad jokes on Father’s Day

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